so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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