just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
this will be a night to untag.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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