I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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