i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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