I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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