What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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