I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
my sisters under your porch take her home
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Randomize
