This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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