Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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