Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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