I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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