I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Randomize
