i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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