Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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