ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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