How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Boobs are out for the taking
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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