i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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