I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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