I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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