But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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