your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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