yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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