You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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