she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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