? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Blood and glitter go together right?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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