Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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