I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize