That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Randomize
