Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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