It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
do herpes really smell.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
