evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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