Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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