Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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