her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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