I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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