just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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