there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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