I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Everyone says I win the strip club
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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