Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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