Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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