Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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