You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Ladies don't puke and tell
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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