from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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