I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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