i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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