I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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