I bet he comes in French.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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