Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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