put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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