You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I have already put on my inside pants.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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