okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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