hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
