R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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